These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.
(Source: easyvirgin, via awesomewrld)
slavingpeoplesacrificingthings:
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING
OKAY WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING ABOUT BLUE EYES OR PERFECT PEOPLE BUT I GUESS THIS IS OKAY TOO
OMG IT’S BACK
oH MY GOD FOR FUCKS SAKE I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME NICE SONG AND I WAS IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH MY PARENTS
My step dad walked into the room right when I hit play, listened to the first 5 seconds, then walked back out.
its five in the morning, my parents are down the hall, and my computer was on full volume
I physically can’t not reblog this
MY GRANDMOTHER WAS BEHIND ME AND I THINK SHE’S HAVING A HEARTATTACK
There should be a warning….
(Source: misha-bawlins, via castielwlnchester)
#can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known people #and Harry’s there just like “say something I dare you” #and if you look at her face, you can see the actual hesitation and somewhat fear of what will happen next after telling of her parents occupation #Harry truly is acting like Hermione’s big brother, which I absolutely love #i just adore this scene
I love that Neville looks genuinely interested in what hermione’s talking about.
Harry: I wish a mofo would talk shit right now
Say something, make my day
Das right
(Source: pottergifs, via castielwlnchester)
imtherealconsultinggryffindor:
ohhh my god I never noticed the ‘oh’ before!
OMFG THERE’S AN OH BRB DYING
(Source: captainmartinducreff, via castielwlnchester)
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
(via phoenixvvright)
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via stillpartwhole)
what a nice post you have. it’d be a shame if it
got more notes than you expected
wait a fUCKINg SECONd
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